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I have a confession to make.  I like politics.  A shocking revelation, I know, but it’s true–From the fury and rage of protesters to the bland and bloated debates of the House and Senate, I love every single aspect of politics.  Except morons, but I’ll save that for later.

And so, being a massive political junkie, and a very VERY liberal one at that, I have a tendency to shoot my mouth off faster than Dick Cheney’s gun (Yes, I’m still making jokes about ol’ Dick.)  It’s gotten to the point where I was making personal crusades against the conservatives on Digg.com, doing all the textual equivalents of yelling and shouting, and doing them all in enormous walls of text that nobody ever probably read thoroughly.

But then, something odd happened.  I got pissed at someone for supporting the recent racial slurs being slung at opposing parties, and called them a moron.  And that person pointed out to me that I was doing exactly what they were…only without the racial bit.

Of course, my knee-jerk reaction was to call them a moron in some other way (“collective IQ of a dead gerbil” came to mind), but then my brain shouted back at me that this person was, in fact, correct.  I was a hypocrite.  A massive one.

So I sat down, and tried desperately to remember what it was that people were supposed to do in these sorts of situations.  My memory hearkened back to when I was a child, and there was an episode of Sesame Street where Oscar the Grouch was a little too Grouchy, and had to do some weird thing to Big Bird, whose feelings he’d hurt…”Apologize”!  That was the word!  What a strange concept!

But, being the experimental person I am (Those videos will never be made public!) I dove right back into the Digg comment hot house and said something amazing:

Hmmm. You actually have a point, that was very hypocritical of me. I’ll admit I’m wrong about that…And I will change that by stopping with the insult slinging at the right, since getting Obama to be respected is more important to me than being funny. So, can we both agree to stop insulting the other side?

Bam.  I said I was sorry.  And that was that.

Wrong.  Apparently, being nice after years of being a prick is a difficult thing to do.  It took me a couple days, but I managed to get rid of almost all my hateful comments.  And then, in a discussion in trade chat on WoW, I actually made good friends with…and I’m still not sure how…A hardcore conservative.

This conservative told me he was impressed that I treated him with respect, and in turn, decided to do the same.  He swore, as I did, to stop insulting people with differing opinions.  And we started a regular debate with each other…We’d each present our opinions without insulting, and without clinging to talking points, and we’d both learn a LOT.  (In case you’re curious, I won 3 out of the 5 debates we had with each other.  ^^)

So, I did some thinking…over all the time I spent screaming and shouting and raging and insulting, I don’t think I changed a single mind to my path.  Then, I start being nice, and one week later, I’ve got a friend who’s far more willing to vote democrat than ever before.  He’s still a conservative…but he realizes that the left wing isn’t all bullshit, and that’s a damn good thing.   And, I also learned that the right wing isn’t all bullshit either.

Oh, and for the record…I do still use insults on the internet.  I only save those for celebrities who spread hateful ideas (Coulter, Limbaugh, Palin, etc), since they get more publicity by being pricks, and won’t stop no matter what.  Them, and the TRUE morons who refuse to stay civil when you’ve given them ample chances, and explained how being nice can be a good thing.  In those cases, a scathing insult is precisely what they deserve.

Moral of the story:  “You catch more flies with sugar than with vinegar”.  It’s not just a weird fly-catching proverb.

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You know what phrase I’m getting sick of hearing?  “Google It.”  This, if used properly, is a perfectly normal phrase that causes no issues.  But, in the wrong hands, it can be more rude than punching a guy in the face.

Normally, it’s just a good way of pointing people in the right direction of how to solve a problem.   Don’t know what a word means?  Google it.  See, that’s fine usage right there, since if you actually google ‘Define X’ you’ll get a  nice, clear answer easily.

The problem is that  people are now using it as a ‘I really don’t want to deal with you right now.  Fuck off.’   This, my  friends, is soiling the good name of google, and deteriorating society at an exponential rate.   For example: ‘How do I get rid of dust easily using photoshop?’  ‘Google it.’   That would send the asker on hours of searching through results which tend to be Yahoo Answer threads where the answer is, ironically, to ‘google it.’

This comes in other, more despicable forms as well.  The latest and rudest of which would be ‘www.letmegooglethatforyou.com/xxxx’.  See, this is assuming that anyone who asks another person a question is apparently unaware of the existence of google.  It’s supposed to be witty and clever, but it still overestimates google’s ability to help you, and also needlessly insults the intelligence of the asker.

The thing here is that these people think they’re being constructive  when they say these things, but they’re actually being destructive.  Realize, if someone’s asking a question, it’s usually because they honestly  don’t  know what’s going on.   Let’s  take that previous example of removing dust in photoshop…If the person actually knew that what he was looking for was called a “dust and scratches filter”, googling it would probably be exactly what they need.  But, let’s use our brains for a moment: If  they don’t even know one of the most useful tools in photoshop, odds are, they’re not very familiar with photoshop at all.  Which means they probably don’t even know what the hell a ‘filter’ is.  So searching for “photoshop dust removal” would probably be their next course of action, which would lead them to tutorials which are lengthy and out-of-date, and they’ll probably spend the next hour trying to figure  out shit.

Now, let’s say if, instead of saying ‘google it’, we reply with ‘Filter > Noise > Dust & Scratches.  Then use clone stamp to detail.  That’s the little button over on the left that looks like a stamp.  Hold alt and click with the tool to get it to work.’  Yes, it takes a little more effort on our part, but we’ve managed to make this person’s day loads easier, and managed to not come across as a massive prick.

Now, I know what you’re thinking…If  they’re that stupid, they probably would be too stupid to use the answer I gave, and probably need a tutorial.  Well, see, that’s an unreasonable assumption.  Intelligence isn’t black and white.  There aren’t smart and stupid people.  This person may  not know anything about photoshop, but they may still be a genius in other things, such as the english language.  To assume they can’t understand you easily  simply because they don’t understand a program that, believe it or not, not  everyone has had since the beginning of time, is RUDE.

My point here is simply that, yes, google is an incredible tool, but human interaction is a far better tool.  So stop being a dick and just show some goddamned kindness once in a while.  That’s all I ask.

I recently read that President Obama reads ten letters a night from the American public, and actually responds to those letters.  I don’t know if it’s true, but I intend to find out.  Here’s a letter that I’m sending to Obama, spurred by this recent article.

Dear Mr. President,

I voted for you. Not only in the final vote, but in the primaries as well, I was on your side. Even in the early stages of your campaign, when you were just an unknown Senator from Illinois, I was rooting for you and defending your positions on so many issues. I have been loyal to you from the first moment I read your official positions on political issues, and realized that this was the candidate I had been waiting for–A politician who truly believed in the ideals of honesty, hope, justice, and freedom.

So it was really a sad moment today when I discovered that your Justice Department plans on continuing the warrantless wiretaps that so enraged the American people under the previous administration.

I can’t say that I understand the position that you’re in—Your job is one of the most important in not only the country, but the entire world…It simply blows my mind just to imagine having that kind of responsibility. And I can definitely understand the logic that goes toward this decision. If you release a warrant saying you’re tapping the wires of suspected terrorists, it will be incredibly ineffective. And the idea that freedoms such as privacy can be suspended in the name of public safety is one that I can follow as well. However, I beg you to reconsider this stance.

The right to privacy is one that every American holds dearly, and it cannot be suspended for a reason as weak as this. The warrantless wiretapping has proven under the Bush Administration to be fairly useless at taking down terrorists. We’ve barely arrested any suspected terrorists since the wiretapping began, and the war against terrorism in the middle-east has barely shown any progress at all. We’re no closer to finding Osama Bin Laden either. So you need to ask yourself, is it really worth the damage it will cause to the constitution to do this? Do we really need this useless tool at our disposal, at the risk of our basic freedoms?

In the end, the decision is yours. I can’t make the choice for you. But keep in mind that your position is yours only by the grace of the American public, and that your obligation is to us. If you ignore the voices of the people now, they may attempt to ignore your voice in the future. There are consequences to every action, and this decision is not exempt.

I do trust you to choose the right path, and I hope you’ll prove to be the President you promised to America.

-Tony

It’s finally 2009, and it’s going to be a pretty big year for the Kingdom Hearts franchise.  They’re coming out with three new games in Japan (No current plans to bring them to anywhere else, but with Disney based in America, we’re all but guaranteed them here in the U.S.A.), for the PSP, DS, and cell phones.  And Tetsuya Nomura, basically the most important guy at Square Enix, has said that these games will set the stage for the third major game in the franchise.

Well, as much as I love Kingdom Hearts and its awesome blend of the two biggest influences on my childhood (Video games and Disney films), let’s face it: They’re very quickly running out of movies to use for these games.  They’ve already covered most of the modern-day animated Disney films, and even had to resort to using Pirates of the Carribean and reusing some areas from the first game.  (No more Atlantica, for the love of god!)  And I think there’s a few places left that haven’t been tapped that would make a kickass game.  So, being the opinionated loser I am, I felt the need to share my ideas with the rest of the internet, organized into delicious chunks.

#8 – Who Framed Roger Rabbit?


I honestly thought that this one would have been a no-brainer to put in KHII.  The cartoony-meets-film-noir style fits perfectly with the atmosphere of Kingdom Hearts, and the way the movie progresses based around a few key locations is ideal for the room-by-room gameplay.

Why it Would Be Awesome

Are you kidding?  Imagine the boss fight with Judge Doom, in the ACME warehouse.  All those hazards, like the Dip, the Steamroller with the Dip hose attached, the ACME stuff in crates lining the walls.  All that with the cheesy cartoon music playing in the background?  I’d buy KHIII for that ALONE if they had that.  Not to mention the Weasels would make prime Heartless, and the dark tone of the movie can be used to their advantage as well.

Of course, your partner would be Roger himself, with a combined move with Sora where he has a sip of booze and goes insane.  The locations would have to be Eddie’s office, the studio, Toontown, the Acme Warehouse…It’s just too much, this was virtually designed with Kingdom Hearts in mind.

Why it Might Suck

Unfortunately, I don’t think they can even make it.  It is technically a Disney movie, but there are appearances from lots of WB characters, such as Droopy Dog or Bugs Bunny himself.  And even if they skip over those bits, there’s a lot in the movie that could be considered inappropriate for kids.  There’s Jessica Rabbit’s voluptuous figure, Baby Herman’s smoking problem, and the whole Roger-with-alcohol thing might make a few parents angry nowadays in America.

“Maybe we could compromise with the conservatives?”

But the thing that will probably cause the most problems if they do decide to make it despite all the issues, is that a major idea in the film was that toons can’t die, except for by Dip.  This would cause continuity issues with Kingdom Hearts, where your partners, Goofy and Donald, most definitely can die (And always seem to right when you need them.)

#7 – A Bug’s Life


Think back on the last ten years or so.  What have been the best Disney movies?  The Pixar ones.  Yet Pixar’s movies have remained untouched by Kingdom Hearts.  Here’s a good starting point.

Why it Would Be Awesome

My favorite part by far in the first Kingdom Hearts was the Wonderland level.  Not just the confusing world where you never quite  feel like you’ve completed it, but the shrinkiness of it all.  (Is that a word?  It is now.)  Getting small and fighting when you’re the size of a mouse is loads of fun.  Now imagine if you were the size of an ant.  Yeah.

A Bug’s Life not only has the small-size world going for it, but it also has a set hero (Flik) with his own great weapons and a super-powerful villain (Hopper).  I would have so much fun fighting amongst ant-sized baddies, crawling around in the tiny ant holes, and generally helping the underdog beat the bullies.  Plus, since it’s already in CGI, it’s much easier to make it fit in a video game than hand-drawn or live action.

Why it Might Suck

Let’s face it, voice acting in the first two Kingdom Hearts games was less than stellar.  In some places, it outright blew.  I turned my sound off completely for the Pirates of the Caribbean level, to avoid hearing that horrible Jack Sparrow wannabe.  I can only imagine how they’ll butcher Dave Foley and Kevin Spacey in this.  And they couldn’t possibly make this without John Ratzenberger reprising his role as P.T. Flea.  He’s virtually the voice of Pixar these days.

#6 – Peter Pan


Yes, I know Kingdom Hearts already did Peter Pan.  But I was seriously unsatisfied by that level.  The entire level was comprised of Captain Hook’s Ship, and the Big Ben.  YAWN.  Give me some of Neverland!  I want to explore the caves and forests!  And meet mermaids, and indians, and the Lost Boys!

Why it Would Be Awesome

First of all, I was sorely upset that they left out the Soar ability in KHII.  I understand that thinking about your characters flying completely changes the way you build levels, but seriously, that omission really annoyed me.  I found myself trying to soar (And dodge roll, and other moves) throughout the early levels of KHII.  This would give them an excuse to bring it back.

That aside, let’s look at some of the other awesome areas in Neverland we could explore.  There’s a huge fugging island to fly around!  There’s the Lost Boys’ homes, the rivers, the mountain, the caves.  There’s so much missing, and I’d be severely sore if they kept it all out.  Then, in the future, they could do a level based on the Robin Williams movie ‘Hook’, with the whole pirate ship CITY.  Okay, actually, that would kinda suck, but it’s a thought.

Why it Might Suck

Well, simply ask yourself why they left out so many areas from the first round.  It’s plain and simple: Flight.  Since you can fly in this level at will, with virtually no limits, it would mean that you should be able to fly up from any one location in Neverland, and land anywhere else.  This would be an absolute nightmare for game design, especially game design in the style that Kingdom Hearts works.  The only way they can make it work is if they take away the flight ability, which would not make much sense.

#5 – The Great Mouse Detective


I am a huge mystery buff.  Sherlock Holmes, Arsene Lupin, even Detective Conan and House M.D.  So it’s no wonder that my favorite Disney movie growing up was The Great Mouse Detective.

Why it Would Be Awesome

That last scene in the clock tower.  Need I say more?  The fight between Basil and Ratigan climaxes in one of the coolest locations imaginable for a fight scene.  With all the giant gears meshing and turning and crushing and cracking, this would make for a hell of a boss fight.  There’s a few other places that would rock for fighting, too, but that boss fight would be the perfect culmination.  Also, this movie could be seen as a sort of a predecessor to the Chip N’ Dale Rescue Rangers TV show, which was another idea I had (And rejected) for this list.

Not to mention all the shrinkiness (told you it was a word now) that I mentioned for A Bug’s Life applies here too.

Why it Might Suck

As much as I love mysteries, a hack-n-slash game like Kingdom Hearts just doesn’t work well with the whole intellectual side of a mystery.  There’s hardly any actual fighting in the Great Mouse Detective at all.  I suppose they could add some, since most other Disney movies don’t have much fighting either, but it would just seem odd in a mystery storyline.

“So, Olivia, you ever seen a grown mouse naked?”

That, and with Vincent Price dead, who would voice Ratigan?  Nobody else could ever pull it off as well as the brilliant Mr. Price.

#4 – Darkwing Duck


Let’s get dangerous!  At first I thought about saying Duck Tales, but that has the same issue with a lack of fighting that Great Mouse Detective has.  So I thought, why not Launchpad McQuack’s other great show?

Why it Would Be Awesome

It’s freakin’ DARKWING DUCK!  He is the terror that flaps in the night!  This could be a great level.  Imagine wandering around St. Canard with dee-dubya at your side, fighting off the likes of Megavolt, Bushwack, and Negaduck!  They could even try to play off Negaduck as something similar to a Nobody of Drake Mallard’s, like they did with Sephiroth and Cloud in KHII.  They could even bring this one back for multiple games, each time having a different villain to beat.

“Come on, you know you wanna whack the shit out of these guys with an oversized key.”

Why it Might Suck

Actually, I can only think of one reason aside from the crappy voice acting that could ruin this, and that’s simply that Darkwing Duck  isn’t all that popular.  It was made as a sort of spinoff of Ducktales, and came out around the time they started doing Goof Troop, so most people didn’t really go for it.  Honestly, there’s not much else that could suck about it.  So get on it, Square Enix!  I want me some St. Canard, stat!

#3 – The Incredibles


The Incredibles was a great movie that had one of the most sinister, believable villains I’d seen in ages — Syndrome!  He was perfect in his genius as well as his complete disregard for the lives of superheroes, and people in general.  For god’s sake, he steals a baby in the ending of the movie!  Or, he tries to.  Still, he’s genuinely evil, and that’s cool.

“BABY THEFT, BABY THEFT, IT’SSS AWW-RIGHTTT!!!”

Why it Would Be Awesome

Syndrome’s island was one of the coolest places I’ve ever seen in an animated movie.  The pure natural beauty, mixed with the cold, hard modern buildings slicing straight through the volcano.  I’d give my left nut, an arm, a leg, and a few other appendages just to be able to see that place in person.  But seeing it in virtual world would also be pretty nice.

Also, could you imagine Sora trying to pretend he’s a superhero?  Whether it’s becoming a true hero or becoming a real pirate, Sora desperately wants to be something cooler than he is, just like a real kid.  It would be loads of fun to see him begging Mr. Incredible to be his sidekick.

Why it Might Suck

Well, there’s all the reasons stated up in A Bug’s Life, seeing as this has loads more big name voices than even that did.  Not to mention one of the biggest themes in the movie is Mr. Incredible trying play solo and keep it secret from everyone, which means he wouldn’t want to involve Sora and company in his problems.

Also, I can’t say that I could see Sora running around in the world presented by The Incredibles.  The styles are completely different, and I can’t imagine how they might change Sora to fit the world.  I guess that’s simply a lack of imagination on my part, but seriously…if anyone could figure it out, I’d love to see it.

#2 – Gargoyles


This oft-forgotten Disney cartoon really doesn’t get as much credit as it deserves.  It started as basically a superhero cartoon, without any real superheroes.  Then, as it got deeper into its storylines, they added in stuff ripped straight from Scottish mythology as well as reworks of Shakespearean characters.  Wicked show.

Why it Would Be Awesome

Best.  Series.  Ever.  It’s no secret that I’m a fanboy of the comic-book style of storytelling, where the world around the characters slowly evolves until it takes a life of its own.  And I’m also a big buff of mythology: I’ve got loads of books about Krakens and Golems and the Loch Ness monster.  Gargoyles took monsters from all kinds of mythology, tweaked them, and then threw them into a modern-day Gotham-style world.

Kingdom Hearts does something similar.  Like Gargoyles, KH is a retweak of previously created characters and ideas all blended together in a way that somehow manages to make some sembelence of sense.  It would be amazing to see them take this to a whole new level and combine two derivitive mythos together to make something altogether unique.

Not  only that, but the technology seen in Gargoyles is kinda the same style as that in Kingdom Hearts, so it would work perfectly.

Why it Might Suck

Gargoyles has a huge world.  For a good portion of the series, Goliath is wandering the whole freaking Earth.  It would be difficult for them to nail it down to just one location and keep all the awesome characters.  The only way they could manage to make it work is to just have a simple story with Xanatos as the final boss.

“And here’s a slide of me in front of Loch Ness!”

Also, yet again, the crappy voice acting from KH has to be mentioned.  As wikipedia points out, a lot of the voice acting in Gargoyles came from the cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation, not to mention Ed Asner as Hudson.  It would be a sham of a level if they left out these great voices.

#1 – Star Wars


Now, let me explain before you scream ‘WTF’.  I know that Star Wars is not Disney-owned.  But Disney has worked alongside Lucas and Co. several times, such as to make the Star Tours ride in Disneyland, or the Indiana Jones ride.  It’s a tenuous connection at best, but this is just a hypothetical, so it doesn’t have to be realistic, right?

Why it Would Be Awesome

Okay, I can’t be the only person who immediately thought of Star Wars in the final areas of Kingdom Hearts II.  Between the Dreadnaught gummi ship battle, the light-grey clunky-yet-awesome technology, and the use of laser-based weaponry (Which you could even deflect with your keyblade, just like a lightsaber!) the final level absolutely screamed out Star Wars.

Now, just imagine playing through the original trilogy with characters doing KH-style moves.  It’s an absolute nerdgasm just to think about how Sora would act after harnessing the force.  And Emperor Palpatine would totally be willing to work with Organization XIII, they’ve got the same sense in fashion.

Also, Kairi’s almost old enough now to wear a certain golden bikini.  Just putting that out there.

“Soon, my dear.  Soon…”

Why it Might Suck

Star Wars fans are notoriously touchy.  They treated George Lucas like a traitor after Episode I: The Phantom Menace came out.  TPM didn’t even damage the franchise that much, it was mostly because of two small details: that abomination Jar-jar Binks, and midichlorians.  The rest of the movie is actually pretty good.  Darth Maul is awesome, and the Pod Race scene is generally agreed to kick major ass.

But the point here is that if they get that upset over an annoying character and an overexplanation of the Force, imagine how they’ll react to see the changes KH might make.  Fuck Jar-jar, imagine Goofy stumbling around Tatooine.  And I don’t need to mention the voice acting issue anymore, I’m sure.  Star Wars fans will never play another Kingdom Hearts game if they make this level and manage to screw it up.

All-in-all, there’s a lot of paths they could take for the future adventures of Sora, Donald, and Goofy.  Generally, these are only the best ideas I could think of, but there’s still all the Disney TV shows, the Disney/Pixar movies, most of the live action films, and even some things that don’t necessarily belong to Disney or square enix.  There’s a lot of worlds out there, and I strongly suggest they check all their options before making another crappy Mulan level.

If you have any comments, suggestions, criticisms, or death threats, feel free to leave them below, or send Amanwithnoname an email at ablogwithnoname@gmail.com.

I’d like to give a quick shout-out/apology to Cracked.com, seeing as I totally ripped off their list format, and did a shitty job at that. All images were shamelessly stolen from throughout the net, found via google image search.

Okay, I think most of us have, for better or for worse, resigned ourselves to the idea that the bailout will pass.  I may be a liberal hippy, but I know a bad plan when I see it, and this bailout…Well, let’s just say it doesn’t please me to see  my tax dollars going into the pockets of such disgusting pricks.  At least President Obama’s trying to tack some regulations onto the money our government is trying to send to these fat cats.

Anyways, before I get into another rant about how much I loathe the bailout plan (Did I mention I don’t care much for it?  Because I don’t), let me reroute my digression and ask America a question: How do we prevent this from happening again?

The bailout is, at best, a quick fix.  It’s simply the idea of slapping some ultra-expensive duct tape on the shabby, broken shack that is the current economy.  That’ll make it last longer, but one little storm, and that crappy little shed is toast.  Hell, forget storms, I could knock it over by blowing hard enough at it.  We need to decide how we’re going to rebuild that house.  What foundations would keep it sturdy through all the hardships ahead?

Well, first of all, we need to re-regulate the financial industry.  The Glass-Steagall act, which was partially repealled in 1999 by three Republicans named Gramm, Leach, and Bliley, needs to come back in full.  (For those of you out there asking what the fuck Glass-Steagall is, the almighty wiki knows the answer.)  I know you conservatives like playing without rules, but I think we’ve seen now that America can’t handle things without some level of regulation.  And the provision in the Glass-Steagall act about bank holding companies owning other financial institutions?  Well, I don’t know about anyone else, but seeing all these ridiculous buyouts and renamings and bullshit makes me sick.  They’re turning into the fucking phone companies, for Dog’s sake.  So get the Bank regulations back up and running.  I don’t care how afraid of socialism you are.

However, it’s not just the Banks who are to blame for our current economic crisis.  Other industries have proven to be run by people who probably have the collective I.Q. of a brain-damaged gerbil.  I’m looking at you, Big Three.  We all know the only reason any car companies got any money is because you’re so big, falling apart would be catastrophic to Americans.  At least some of the banks’ blame can be put on the stupid people who decided to buy a million things that they couldn’t afford.  But those same stupid people were at least smart enough not to buy fucking Hummers.  Seriously, whose idea was it to market gas-guzzlers as the gas prices were rising?  And now, it’s been revealed that GM and Chrysler are planning to keep suing the people in states who want to raise standards for vehicles.  Seriously, I think someone should call Hulu and tell them somebody more evil is taking over.

So what to do about the car companies?  Raise the national mileage standard to meet those from other countries.  Force the assholes into making some decent cars for once.  Obviously, they might go under if they refuse to change with the times, and I’m more than sure they’ll sue plenty of people on their way down the toilet.  So we can wait a few years for this one, until the economy is at least slightly less fragile.  Then, while you’re raising that standard, put in place some kind of national incentive for alternative-fuel car research.  If we can find a way to make electrical cars more efficient and not so much a novelty, it’ll end our dependence on foreign–And domestic–Oils.  And drilling for oil will be a thing of the past.  Of course, that’s a bit of a gamble, and I don’t expect people want to see their taxes raised so quickly after the bailout.  But it will be better in the long run, I’m sure.

The last thing we need to do to prevent another economic collapse is to start actually enforcing the monopoly laws.  Break up the banks, and the Big Three, and any other enormous corporations.  No corporation should be so big that it can bring an entire nation to its knees like this.  In fact, because of a few corporate fucknuts who couldn’t run a business, the whole WORLD is suffering.  Break them up,  and keep an eye on them this time, dammit.

So those are my ideas.  I’m sure other people out there can see flaws in my plans that I can’t.  I’m not exactly a polisci major here, so I apologize if I’m a complete moron.  But if you’ve got something to say, just comment or throw me a mail at ablogwithnoname@gmail.com.

So today while voting, I realized that I really wish I had a blog.  Then I realized I did have one, but I stopped updating it.  So I’m rezzing this bitch.

So yeah, not much to say right now, except OBAMA 08.  I mean, seriously, even if you don’t care, vote for the free shit.  Seriously, you can get free ice cream, free donuts, even free coffee.

Forget about the future of the country - Heres MY reason for voting.

Forget about the future of the country - Here's MY reason for voting.

But seriously, folks.  Vote if you at all can.  This is perhaps the most important election in the last 50 years, and if even one vote isn’t counted, it could change the results drastically.  It is not only our right as Americans, but our duty as humans, to vote to the best of our knowledge for whoever we see as the better candidate.  I may be convincing people right now to vote for McCain, and I don’t care–I’d rather see McCain win than see another election where the youth of America get labelled “apathetic”.

Anyways, I’ve got a couple ideas for articles that I’m going to work on.  I’ll try to get one up later this week.

Like oh-so-many of the gamers in this day and age, I decided to try World of Warcraft some time after the hype kicked in.  I was immediately captivated.  I still remember that first time, as a night elf rogue, listening to that speil about the “catastrophic invasion of the burning legion”, then venturing out into the lush forests of Teldrassil with absolutely no clue what I was doing.  I died several times in the first hour, usually from jumping off the giant seaborne tree.  It was magical.

I continued through the game, scrounging every penny I could just to pay for one more month of gameplay…Then, after quitting and rejoining, I got my first 70-A Resto druid named Alvanas.  And life was happy for a time.  Until circumstances forced me out of a job, and I had no choice but to quit.

While lack of money was the motivation for the dropping of this drug, I must admit that after a bit of time, I realized what I thought was unthinkable.  I was actually happier now that I had quit.  It sounds crazy, I know, but I have my reasons.  For instance…

7. Noobs

We all have had to deal with these creatures at some point I’m sure.  These aren’t just people who are new to the game, those are at least tolerable, since we’ve all been there at some point.  What I’m talking about are the moron priests who join a party to go into Deadmines, refuse to heal, die three times, ninja every item, then admit that their mom is calling them for dinner and that they have to go in a couple minutes (Rejoicing ensues amongst other party members.)  These players need to die.

Now, I’m willing to be sympathetic if you have a schedule, even if it i your (*snigger*) Mom who arranges it.  I was 12 once too.  But waiting until there’s three minutes left before you have to go is very uncool.  Also, if you rolled a priest, you better damn well expect to be a healer early on.  Did you honestly expect a class based off a religious figurehead title to be much of a fighting type?  As for ninjaing, you can only click “Need” accidentally so much before I lose it.  Go read the fucking manual before you play the damn game.  You only had days worth of download and install time to read it before you played.

6. Barrens/Trade Chat

Let me tell you about a little game that was played on my server.  We called it “Dragonheart Flameshield”.  The idea of the game is that players go into chat, and spout various memes, pop culture references, movie/music quotes, etc., but replace various key words with a link to an item called “Dragonheart Flameshield”.  A classic example would be “All Your Dragonheart Flameshield Are Belong To Us”.  Yeah, I don’t get it either, but to each his own.  The problem with the “game” was that it was played in trade chat, since item links didn’t work many other places.  And thus game became spam.

Trade chat (And formerly, Barrens chat) was notorious for being so spammy that it drove everyone else crazy.  And I’ll be the first to admit that I did contribute to that spam without thinking from time to time.  Conversations simply had a tendency to flock to trade chat, since it spanned over five cities on each side (Including the burning crusade, that is.)  Without anything more widely social, Trade chat lost its purpose in the name of chatter.  But I don’t really blame the players for this.  I blame the developers.  All they had to do was create a global social chat for each side, and everyone would have been happy.  And I have no clue why they didn’t want to do that, but it never did happen.

And for those of you who say “take it to private messages”, you know as well as I do how hard it is to hold down a multi-person conversation in replies.

5. Gnomes

If I heard that goddamned laugh one more fucking time, I swear to god I would have started slaying every midget I saw in real life.  And Gnomeregan did absolutely nothing to help matters.

4. Addiction

We’ve all heard the stories about the couple who played WoW so much that their child starved to death, or the silly jokes about WoW being a great birth control device.  And everyone who plays it insists that they can handle it.  And then, THEN, that’s when they play it and discover just how wrong they are.

I lost a girlfriend over WoW, and failed a class as well.  It’s such a huge time eater, that you’ll find yourself getting on in the morning to do a quick checkup on your auctions, only to spend the next ten hours trying to track down that one last Primal Might you need for that elusive armor which reportedly will make your character crap rainbows and burp flowers and bunnies.  There is no way to explain it.  It is literally so much fun that if somebody offered me a magical drug that gave me an orgasm every ten minutes for the rest of my life yet managed to keep the feeling from getting old, and all I would have to do is give up WoW, I’d have to turn him down because I just need a few more gold for my epic flying mount.

Do not underestimate its power.  I was lucky I ran out of money and was unableto play, or I would have lost a lot more than just a girlfriend and a grade.

3. Guilds

Now don’t get me wrong here.  People are great.  Friends especially.  And if I get on, I want to hang out and chat with friends.  But what I don’t like are the people who call themselves your ‘friends’ but really only want you to be their obedient little pet, and help them out with every little quest they have.  “Oh, but you’re such a high level, and I’m so low, can’t you give a newbie a little help?”  The problem is that if I help one of them, I have to help all of them when they ask for it.  And since each one of them takes about an hour to help with their little quest here, or instance there, it ends up taking my entire day just to help all these lovely ‘friends’ who never give you a goddamn thing in return.

And then there are the frat boy guilds.  I managed to end up in one of these, and it drove me crazy. They know how to play, and they do it well, but I really don’t find it that funny that you ‘teabag’ every boss you beat, then take a screenshot to post on the guild myspace page later amongst pictures of popped-collar loonies chugging with a beer bong.  You’re playing a role-playing game as a goddamn dwarf, and you honestly think you’re a badass?  I think you need to lay off the tequila.

2. The Power Gamers

I spent months getting my first toon to level 70.  I did the usual things, getting the quests, beating the instances, and if I came across something I couldn’t beat, I would go grind quests somewhere else until I leveled up a couple times, then went back and beat what was such a huge challenge a few days earlier.  I did all this expecting that when I hit 70, I’d be using the toon to PvP against other characters similar to my own in power and ability.

But apparently ‘playing’ isn’t in some players’ dictionaries.  Once I hit 70 and went into Karazhan with my first group, I found out that I was apparently some complete lunatic for not spending weeks of my life grinding honor in the battlegrounds just to get the best possible gear in the game.  I was kicked out of the group for being badly geared.

Now, correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t WoW supposed to be a GAME?  And, this may sound crazy, but isn’t the object of a game to HAVE FUN?  If your definition of fun is trying to corral some 15 or so complete strangers in a match against a premade in Arathi Basin, you need to get your fucking head examined.  No matter how hard you try, everyone who gets in a non-premade AB will end up with a lot of low-levels, a lot of rogues who stealth the whole battle, a lot of healer-classes that don’t want to heal, and a lot of other people who will fight over battle strategy while the Horde takes the Stables AGAIN.

And since BGs are such a wonderfully annoying experience, I honestly don’t care that I’m giving up the best possible gear for my class at that level in exchange for my sanity.  You powerusers can all go rot in Alterac Valley for all I care.

1. Raid Dungeons

These were by far the most incredibly tedious, frustrating creations in the whole wide World of Warcraft.  Regular instanes were bad enough: Trying to find a healer or a tank would take hours, and the you’d always have the one person who leaves early (See: #7, Noobs), it was horrible, and if it weren’t for the gear, I never would have bothered.  Honestly, with all the waiting and stupidity, if all the enemies in Stratholm were jabbering at me in illegible accents, I might have confused it for the DMV.

And then, someone at Blizzard (Or Activision Blizzard, as they are now known) had the genius idea of taking these hellholes and supersizing them.  The group size was no longer something that you could arrange on the fly.  You were now required to SCHEDULE your excursions to WoW amongst other players, none of which would bother to show up at the scheduled time.  Then, the instances themselves were so insanely hard that you would have to plan every last movement of every last player.  So instead of being a fun cooperative strategic battle, it ended up with the party leader dictating everyone’s actions.  If anyone varied from these plans even in the slightest, it would probably do something stupid like pull the whole dungeon on you and your comrades, and then everyone dies and has a nice little walk in spirit form.

Once I actually got into Kara (I eventually buckled and got myself some gear by playing weeks on end in Alterac Valley, worst weeks of my life), My group constantly died, and usually not even because someone decided the plan wasn’t good for them.  It was usually because they would get disconnected, and the game has no mercy for less-than-perfect ISPs.  Eventually, I just said screw Kara altogether, and started a new toon to get back to the good old days, when WoW didn’t suck, and you could actually consider it a game instead of a second job.

So I haven’t updated in a century.  Putting aside the fact that nobody cares, I do, in fact, have a good reason, and it comes in a neat little vector-flash package.  This reason is the Whirled Beta.

Several of you will remember a game from a couple years back called Yohoho! Puzzle Pirates! that combined the social aspects of an MMO with the swashbuckling fun of pirates, then screwed it up by making the pirates play puzzles instead of getting drunk and slicing up some Navy asshats.  Well, actually, it was a pretty good game, just a little too PG-13 for my tastes.

Anyways, the geniuses behind YPP, known collectively as Three Rings Entertainment, have decided to foray into the lazy world of user-created content.  The result is the game I linked above, Whirled.  It’s still in Beta, and I can already tell you it will rock.  It’s like if you took the game collection of Neopets, surgically removed the gay and commercialism, and mixed it with Second Life, sans furries and pervs.  The main game allows any player to create items in Flash (Or just PNGs if you’re a poor flashless bastard like myself.  :P), and upload said items, then sell them in the shop to other Whirledians.  And then, you can create backgrounds to put the items in, and link the rooms together with doors, and throw in some pets, and toys…And tons more.  Basically, you get to create your own little flash world for your little guy and your friends’ little guys to hang out in.  And chat.

The main stuff is actually really sparse.  There’s not much more to it than there is to Second Life…You’ve got user-created stuff, and a couple cool gadgets, and a chat.  So most of the social interaction there is limited to roleplaying, or small talk.  But but BUT, there is more.  The users can also make and upload their own games, programmed in Flash, for everyone to play.  These games can be one-player, or multi-player, and they can give you trophies (Their version of Acheivements), and coins, which can then be spent on crap in the store.  The games can even be attached to the main whirleds…It’s all really difficult to explain.

Listen, just play it.  The game is awesome.  And I’m in it.  If anyone gets in there, look me up.  I’m Amanwithnoname, just send me a message, and I’ll reply.  🙂  Then, we can put off updating our blogs.  Together.

P.S. For fans of Machall or 3 Panel Soul, you’ll find that Ian McConville, the artist behind both, is one of the guys at Three Rings.  His Whirled account is Cherub, if you feel like being a crazy stalker.

P.P.S. I’m heading out to Chicago to visit family for a couple weeks.  I don’t know if I’ll be able to, but I’ll try to keep updating.

Internet, I have a confession to make: I’m addicted to video games. They’re like crack for me, and they have been for ages. In fact, my earliest memories were of drooling on an NES controller, and watching Kirby glitch out on the screen. The flashing 16-bit colored dots enticed my brain, and have kept me captivated ever since. But my childhood wasn’t all Zeldas and Sonics. Many a Christmas was spent disappointed over the bizarre off-brand bargain games my family would buy me, thinking that anything bright and colorful would make me happy. And, sadly, they were right. Some of my favorite games to this very day are the ones which came from youthful discoveries brought on by cheapass parents. In fact, I just happen to have compiled a list of some of my favorite games that you probably never heard of, conveniently organized in a list which is most definitely NOT ripping off Cracked.com. I love you, Cracked, please don’t sue me!

Skunny

Skunny

First up, there’s Skunny. This was produced by Magic Touch for PC, and was actually the last in a series. The rest in the series were released as shareware, and they decided to make a commercial release to make some money off the incredible success the free games were having. Unfortunately, it flopped miserably, and now the company is basically caught in a crazy limbo, not quite gone, but not doing anything at all.

What’s it like?

It’s really a generic sidescroller, for the most part. It kinda plays like a mix between Donkey Kong Country and Sonic the Hedgehog, with several tweaks. But it actually came with over 100 levels, which take place in some bizarre parallel world where the Egyptians, Knights, Pirates, and Arabians all lived in the same era, and decided to fill their castles/pyramids/ships/palaces to the brim with ridiculous traps, priceless treasures, enormous pinball bouncers, and the obligatory “mine cart levels”.

What’s so great about it?

Well, the gameplay alone is pretty good. The controls are pretty tight, and the level design is complicated enough to be fun, but simple enough to be relatively self-explanatory. I’ve gotten lost more than once in the game, and had a good time getting out. Each level also has a good number of hidden areas and secret goodies for anyone with enough time to collect them all. But the real selling point is that the game actually comes with a built-in level editor! Every single item you saw in the actual levels can be found in the level editor, and it all works really well (Although it will take some figuring out with the portals and switches).

Cool, where can I get it?

I’m not sure if they still sell it anywhere, but if you can’t find it, you can download the game here.

Final Fantasy Legends (I-III)

I know what you’re thinking. Final Fantasy, unknown? How is it possible? Well it is, and it isn’t. These games are final fantasy only in name and genre. For the most part, they’re pretty much the same idea as in the early final fantasy games, but with an added theme: A multi-planed world. Each of the three games has you start on one ‘layer’ of the world, and move your way to the other ones, either through a tower, or by time travel, or just by swimming. They’re all three for the original Game Boy, and all came out before the Final Fantasy name meant anything in America.

What’re they like?

They’re like Final Fantasy, with worse graphics. (Game Boy will do that.) The classes are different (Instead of mages you have mutants, and you can even get robots in the second one), and they each have their own little quirks. But more or less, it’s just a basic RPG: Lots of storytelling, lots of clicking ‘attack’ and ‘run’, and lots and lots of grinding your characters.

What’s so great about them?

Well, if you’re an RPG fan, you’ll love these. If not, you’ll hate them. The gameplay is incredibly basic but the level design is tremendous. Most RPGs stick you to digging around in caves and castles over and over, but some of the levels in the games include:

A post-apocalyptic city destroyed by a phoenix, with an underground society in the subway.

A priestess’s innards, trying to save her from a crazy monster in her head.

An underwater volcanic cave with a creepy stalker chasing you.

It’s really great stuff, and I actually like them better than the main series. Just don’t expect exciting, fast-paced gameplay.

Cool, Where can I get them?

I can only find them in the used games section of Gamestop, and on ebay. You’re on your own, bub.

Serious Sam series

This is an underground favorite of FPS-heads everywhere. It was developed by Croteam, a Croatian developer, but don’t worry, everything’s in English. Well, sortof. At times it seems more like the insane ramblings of that burnt-out old hippie who wanders around downtown with a tin-foil hat than real English. For example, one of the more common enemies you’ll encounter is actually a screaming headless guy rigged with explosives. Why? Well, why not.

What’re they like?

They’re all First-Person Shooters, pretty self-explanatory. You wander around, you shoot things, other things explode, and everyone has a good time. But your weapons over the various games get a little crazier than most games allow. One of my presonal favorite weapons is a cannon. Yes, a fucking cannon, like in a pirate ship. Croatians are awesome. Also, every single enemy you encounter has its own name, bio, and specs that you can look up at any time in the game, in case you were curious about just what makes those Kleer Skeletons “Kleer”.

What’s so great about them?

Besides insane weapons which make little to no sense, the games all have a great sense of humor. They do not take themselves seriously at all (Despite the name), and in fact, make fun of themselves. But the best part is the awesome community. These guys make levels, make mods, and even go so far as to screw around with the engine and make new games altogether. It’s like Doom, if Doom was made by mental patients.

Cool, where can I get them?

You can get the games, mods, engines, and other fun stuff from this great fan site.

Kingdom Of Loathing

Kingdom of Loathing is a game which can only be described as a massively-multiplayer-online-text- based-role-playing-game-with-stick-figures. And not only does it have a wholly unique genre, but a great sense of humor, especially if you’re a 14-year-old. For example? See, at one point in the game, there’s this Chasm, and there’s Orcs in it, and they call it an Orc Chasm. If you don’t get it, try saying it out loud. Okay, so it gets a bit immature at points, but it’s all worth it. And besides, this is the internet, who cares about maturity here?

What’s it like?

Well, it’s like nerd heaven, really. The main draw of the game is that every little thing that can happen in the game is punctuated by brilliant puns and pop culture references. There’s references to everything you can think of-From Goonies to Mario, from The Talking Heads to Pulp Fiction, they cover everything that has happened over the last 30 years. The best part is that once you beat the final boss as one character, you get to restart the game with a new class and some added features, or in a harder mode. You can also “save” a skill from that last ascension, and over time, you can actually collect every skill that every class learns, permanently.

What’s so great about it?

Well, besides the long-term replayability and a good sense of humor, the game has about as powerful a community as a MMOTBRPGWSF can get. They even have their own online radio station. They mostly play obscure 90’s music and classic rock, and the game’s creator, Jick, gets on air to answer questions that the people have. Not only that, but since it’s all HTML and Javascript, the players make greasemonkey scripts to mod the game, or even to set up bots (They’re legal in this game). But the number one thing that makes the game worth playing is that it’s FREE. 100% no-cost. Just give them your email address, choose a class (Disco Bandits rule) and start playing. Just make sure to stay clear of newbie chat.

Cool, so where can I get one?

You can start playing here.

Tales of Phantasia

ToP

I didn’t really put them in any particular order, since they all rock, but this one deserves its spot as number one. Tales of Phantasia is actually part of a series, but interestingly enough, the later games in the series made it to America before ToP did. You know that game, Tales of Symphonia? That’s the sequel. It was made by Namco for the Super Famicom (That’s what the Japanese call the SNES) back in 1995, and was incredibly sucessful in Japan, spawning sequels and even its own anime series. But unfortunately, it didn’t make it to american shores at first. Some think it was because of this scene: (Click to enlarge)

Others think it was because they didn’t think it’d make money over here. But that’s far less interesting. Eventually, they remade it for GBA, and that made it to America, but not until 2006. Until then, gamers in America had to settle for the translated emulator version set up by the friendly folks at DeJap translations.

What’s it like?

It’s like if an RPG made sweet, sweet love to a side-scrolling brawler, and the bastard child had spiky anime hair. The basic moving-around-the-map areas are all strictly RPG style, buying items, going to towns, and generally just advancing the storyline. But instead of going into a point-and-click attack system like most RPGs when you run into an enemy, it sends you into a side-scroller setup, where you beat the enemy to a pulp using your team’s various skills. You control the main character directly, and the other members can be controlled by 4 kinds of AI setup, as well as by manually choosing skills and targets.

What’s so great about it?

The insanely fresh and unique gameplay offered is definitely the best part about this game. It’s a new experience, to be sure, and it offers countless hours of replay, since no two battles happen the same way. Then, to throw in even more variation, you can actually get an item that will let you use all your combo attacks with key combinations, like an arcade fighting game. Still not enough? There’s also a complicated item-transformation system, where you can use rune bottles to turn one item into something entirely different. Sometimes better, sometimes not so better. And on top of all that, it has great music and graphics, especially for its time. You are almost guaranteed not to get bored in this game.

Cool, so where can I get it?

Well, I’d link you the emulator, but since the game is now on GBA in America, there may be legal problems with that. So you can either buy the game itself from your local video game retailer, or google “Tales Of Phantasia Emulator” and hope that the FBI isn’t watching you.

If you have any comments, complaints, suggestions, or cease-and-desists to give to A Man With No Name in private, you can email him at ablogwithnoname@gmail.com. Pictures are all screen captures or photos (By me), except for the Serious Sam box cover which I got off Wikipedia, and the Final Fantasy Legend pictures which came from Gamefaqs.

Digg Front Page

Digg has grown over the last couple years from a small community of tech enthusiasts sharing nerdy news to a huge internet powerhouse, which has turned the tide of the US democratic primaries, taken down a cult, and made news left and right, spawning several copycat sites. But despite being arguably the most mainstream site of its kind, it still is not free of the countless horrors that spawn in the seedy underbelly of the net. Today, we take you on a virtual safari to show you some of the worst species in the digg community.

7.The Powerusers (Diggitus Eliteus)

Top 100 Diggers

Threat Level: 4

These are the most prominent nuisances on Digg, but perhaps the most harmless. In fact, they tend to be fairly beneficial to the community on a whole, but don’t be fooled. They are still a problem. They find articles and submit them, just like your average user, but the difference is that these articles will make it to the front page with little to no effort, while average users are forced to spend hours promoting their submissions, begging anyone and everyone for that one little digg to get them to the front page. They are the alpha-males of the digg herd, and for those beta- to omega-males, this can be quite a frustration.

Feeds on: The devotion of their hordes of fans, and the souls of the damned.

6. Refreshers (Diggitus Obsessi)

Cracked and XKCD

Threat Level: 4

Of a slight relation to the Powerusers, these users can be found refreshing XKCD.com and Cracked.com relentlessly at midnight, hoping to be the first to submit an article which will inevitably make it to the front page and getting that tiny taste of fame. Every Monday, Wednesday and Friday, you’ll see a thousand identical submissions from these automatons. Odds are, they’ll make it to the front page once or twice in their short lifetimes, milk it for everything it’s worth, and then die a slow peaceful death, forgotten like so many one-hit wonders.

Feeds on: Short fleeting moments of pseudo-fame, and cheap frozen dinners.

5. The “Old” Police (Diggitus Geezerus)

Old People Comment

Threat Level: 5

These are seen everywhere, disguised as regular users, until somebody submits something that the user saw a year or so ago. Then they will pop out of their hobbit-holes to comment-blast the submission with claims that their submission is ‘old as the internet’, or that it was submitted 2 years ago to digg when nobody actually saw it. They seem to suffer from delusions, thinking that if they’ve seen something, everyone else must have seen it as well. Most often, they complain that things are old only because they are mad at themselves for not thinking to submit it earlier.

Feeds on: Their own inability to comprehend that not everyone has been on the internet since the early 90’s.

4. The Article Snobs (Diggitus Notgonnadiggit)

Snobby Comments

Threat Level: 7

The Article Snobs come in many forms. They could be seen bitching and moaning that an article was put on two pages to help increase much-needed ad revenue, or whining about how horrible the Daily Mail is, but only after reluctantly and hypocritically digging it, favoriting it, and shouting it to all their friends, so that their spiteful little comments can get seen by more people. They can easily be spotted by their big, sharp, pointy teeth, and refusal to digg this article, because “who cares about some guy’s blog?”

Feeds on: High-end ramen noodles and pure, raw hatred.

3. Obama Lovers and Hillary Haters (Diggitus Changeusa)

Obama Wankers

Threat Level: 8

These are everywhere now, slowly spreading like some kind of political plague. One cannot look at the front page without at least 10 articles either claiming Obama’s godliness or (ironically) belittling Clinton’s belittling attitude. They are a mutation of the regular user (Who simply likes Obama, not loves), designed to stop at nothing to make sure that everyone knows that Obama is the best thing since Chuck Norris. We get it, you think Obama should be president. Now shut up about it until it comes time to vote. They will digg up any and all articles with a positive light on Obama, then comment the same old stale comments that America needs change, or that Hillary is a bitch. (Which are true, but seriously, STFU already.)

Feeds on: Political articles and pseudo-intellectual debate.

2. The 4chan Rejects (Diggitus Anonymus)

4chan logo

Threat level: OVER 9000!!!!!

CAUTION. If you spot this breed of digger, don’t make any sudden movements, and slowly make your way to the nearest adult. 4chan Rejects can be hazardous to your health.

This is a species becoming more and more common by the day. They are the cancer that’s killing digg, taking it over with LOLcats and demotivational posters. These crude beasts are spewed forth from the asshole of the net, /b/, prepared to regurgitate memes left and right until they become funny, and turn more decent human beings into more mudkip-lieking, facepalming, pedobear-posting abominations. They’re like zombies or vampires, but exponentially less cool. Luckily for you, they’re easy to identify. Just follow the trail of Captain Picards and O RLY? owls until you find someone wearing a Guy Fawkes mask, then block their ass from here to eternity.

NOMS ON: Stale memes, delicious copypasta, and tears of fallen angels.

1. The Flaming Complainers (Diggitus Getthefuckouticus)

GARRRGH IM A BABY

Threat Level: 10

These are by far the most annoying people ever to grace the vast plains (and tubes) of the internet. They will complain about any of the other top 7, and even complain about their own kind. Some of the most annoying ones can be found making ‘Top 7’ lists declaring their hatred of other diggers. The more mild sub-species are usually caught commenting about how they think MrBabyMan should quit digg, or moaning about the current political domination of Digg. Several of them will simply just yell at everyone on digg because it’s far to strenuous to find a reason to yell at someone.

Feeds on: The pain and suffering of others.